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Entertainment May 23, 2017

Satirical Website “The Onion” Dumps 700 Pages of Parody Trump Documents on the Internet

The Onion released 700 pages mocking Donald Trump and his presidency.

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Photo: The Onion

The Onions 700-page parody includes a presidential daily briefing, Mike Pences depressing daily schedule, and hate mail from American children.

Other documents “leaked” include emails from Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., begging for permission to sit on top of the Pentagon building in an effort to look for UFOs.

Besides Ivanka Trump’s oblivious emails to her Indonesian garment factory, the leaks also include instructions for feeding President Trump and putting him to bed (image below).

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Photo: The Onion

There are even secret recordings of tourist complaints, as well as this creepy soundtrack of Steven Bannon feeding.

The comprehensive project might take you a few hours to look through. For those of you who are too lazy, The Onion has provided an alternative – a video of a reporter reading the leaked Trump documents out loud.

This is definitely a website to check out when you have the time! Click here for more on the 700 page Trump parody.

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