Ever so often we hear of New Year resolutions that are unambitious, unattainable, or those that border on bizarre. Here are some strange New Year resolutions we found in the world of Twitter.
My New Years resolution is to love myself like Kanye loves himself and believe in myself like Kanye believes in himself.
— Sassy Drunk (@Sassy_Drunk) January 2, 2014
— RE Camera (@shotwithRE) January 2, 2015
Not shaving the left side of my face for 2015. #NewYearsResolution
— Josh James (@joshjamesxxx) January 1, 2015
#NewYearsResolution I will wear the same bikini in all my selfies
— Joel Marsh Garland (@joelmgarland) December 31, 2014
#NewYearsResolution learn how to twerk.
— Luis Untalan ✌ (@LuisJavin) December 31, 2014
My #NewYearsResolution is to make an actual resolution sometime before next September. I'll have to set a reminder on my calendar.
— Jossy D (@JossyD13) December 31, 2014
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: To catch up on my resolutions for 2O12, 2O13, and 2O14..!!#NewYearsResolution
— jjay michael (@stfujjay) December 29, 2014
— Dragonfahm (@JporpZ) December 19, 2014
New Year's Resolution: Avoid employing my strikingly-decent impression of Mickey Mouse's voice when having sex
— Andy (@warholeary) December 27, 2012
— Carlos Quintanilla (@krliteaux) December 29, 2014
Last years resolution was 1080p. This year I'm bumping it up. Let's go 4K! #NewYearsResolution
— Javan Eskander (@SteppingHat) December 31, 2014
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