Ever so often we hear of New Year resolutions that are unambitious, unattainable, or those that border on bizarre. Here are some strange New Year resolutions we found in the world of Twitter.
https://twitter.com/Sassy_Drunk/status/418791809951993857
My New Years resolution is to never by accident walk in on my dad cleaning the shower naked ever again
— lauren brady (@laurenabrady7) December 31, 2012
So what if I skip leg days?! #NewYearsResolution http://t.co/95KQCxmvcp pic.twitter.com/lw0SQiGHLQ
— RE Camera (@shotwithRE) January 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/NeinQuarterly/status/550776700150497281
Not shaving the left side of my face for 2015. #NewYearsResolution
— Josh James (@joshjamesxxx) January 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/iGrowBeard/status/549618925382955008
https://twitter.com/rockii96/status/549696412074520576
https://twitter.com/joelmgarland/status/550247681629487104
#NewYearsResolution learn how to twerk.
— Luis Diaz✌ (@LuisJavin) December 31, 2014
My #NewYearsResolution is to make an actual resolution sometime before next September. I'll have to set a reminder on my calendar.
— Jossy D (@JossyD13) December 31, 2014
https://twitter.com/stfujjay/status/549687428819456000
#NewYearsResolution bulk up to look exactly like this guy. Don't say it's unrealistic cuz imma do it just watch pic.twitter.com/lJkoAvIs6Z
— spooky yeshua 🎃 (@waddupmybwana) December 19, 2014
New Year's Resolution: Avoid employing my strikingly-decent impression of Mickey Mouse's voice when having sex
— Strive For More! (@lomavistaplace) December 27, 2012
— 𝓛𝓪 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓪 👑🏰🏳️🌈 (@krliteaux) December 29, 2014
https://twitter.com/SteppingHat/status/550298665697288192
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